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Post here what you would use ductape for! I'll start:
Use #1: tape your mums mouth shut.
Use #2: Repair ruptured hot air balloon mid-flight.
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3: Go back in time.
4: Return to present time instantly.
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Uhh... You supposed to be uses 3&4. And you mind explaining how you plan to do those things with ductape.
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ctrooper wrote:Uhh... You supposed to be uses 3&4. And you mind explaining how you plan to do those things with ductape.
I'd like you to disprove that I'm not doing both at the same time right now.
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Touche, but the vast amount of energy needed to travel time is exponentially greater than the amount ductape can handle thus you would be stuck in an infinite loop being neither in the past, present, or future. You would be everywhere and nowhere. Get it? :-?:
Use #5: Build a makeshift raft.
Use #6: Tape your computer together.
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This reminds me of the Myth Busters ductape episodes.
Scott wrote:3: Go back in time.
4: Return to present time instantly.
If you can build a spaceship powered by anti-matter thrusters entirely made out of ductape then sure!

Use #7: Mummification
Use #8: Depilation
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Re: Uses for ductape!

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spartan64 wrote:This reminds me of the Myth Busters ductape episodes.
Thats where I got the inspiration from. lol

Use #9: Tape several cigars together and smoke them at once.
Use #10: Re-Attach a severed limb.
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Use #11: Create some impromtu pants, for when you are out on the go and have a sudden urge to wear pants.
Use #12: Wallpaper.
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13: Make a sword
14: Make a coffin for the victim of my duct tape sword
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#15: Make a duct tape sheild to protect myslef from unit220's sword.
#16: Make funny noises by sticking and unsticking the tape against something repetedly.
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Use #17: Wrap your ductape in ductape.
Use #18: Hang Christmas ornaments on a tree.
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Use #18: Build a space elevator.
Use #19: Repair a moon rover.
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Use #20: Repair the moon.
Use #21: Attach swords to your battle-ostrich.
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#22 Bear trap
#23 condom (we were all thinking it!)
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Use 24# Wrapping and tying nokia 3310's together to create indestructible material.
Use 25#
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