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In this game, someone will make a wish, and the next poster will corrupt it, and then post their own.

Example: Poster #1 "I wish I had a lightsaber."
Poster #2 "Granted, however it cuts you head off.
I wish I could fly"
Poster #3 " Granted, but you fly into a jet engine.,
I wish I could..."

Etc.

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I'll start.
I wish I had Microsoft Flight.

Granted, but then you will give it to me.

I wish I could attend E3.

Granted, but no one that matters are at the show.

I wish I had the force.

Granted, but then you chose the dark-side.

I wish I had the Lego Tantive IV.

Granted, but you open it up, and the pieces fall out you window and fly off in the breeze.

I wish I could be digitized.

Granted, but then you get infected with viruses.

I wish the moon was closer to our planet.

Granted, but then it crashes into your house.

I wish I was in Walt Disney World.

Granted, and then Mickey Mouse comes out from behind and assassinates you.

I wish I had a light saber.

Granted, but I come back from the dead and kill you before you can use it.

I wish I was Wolverine.

Wish granted, but then you see Chuck Norris and...

I wish I was a child again.

Granted, enjoy your diapers and spit up.

I wish I had money.

Granted, only 5 cents.

I wish this guy used this on Justin Bieber.

Granted, but his ghost comes back and haunts you by singing this forever.


I wish Punk would go back to being good.

Who is Punk?

Not who, what. I was talking about Punk Rock, the genre.