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Ok, so this is a pretty easy game that I found on Minecraft Forums.

So the first person asks the Butler (Next Poster) to do an impossible task. The Butler answers, then becomes the new owner.

EX:
Poster 1 says:
Butler, cut my milk!

Poster 2 says:
Okay, sir. I froze it, then cut it in half.
Butler, give me the sun!

Poster 3 says:
I took a picture of it then gave you it.
Butler, Play Saints Row 2 and not have fun!

Etc...

So, let's play! I'll start.
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Butler, give me my unicorn!

Calvanater wrote:Butler, give me my unicorn!

It took a lot of duck tape but there you are.

Butler, take me physically to Mars and show me a real, organic, alien life form.

Ok Sir! I knocked you out, took you to NASA and stashed you in a Rocket at NASA, hijacked the rocket that was originally meant to just go to the ISS and took of into space. I managed to sling shot us around the Earths gravitational field but the ship just was not designed to go to Mars, we spent years drifting through space. Oxygen started to run low so I had to fashion a CO2 scrubber with some algae that had stowed away on my boot. The Rationing got pretty extreme at one point but luckily the ship was meant to re-supply the ISS,so we just about managed. Six years into our voyage we got desperate and started to broadcast a SOS message out to the stars in the vain hope that somebody, or something would pick it up and rescue us. Then finally 12 years after we left Earth we landed on Mars and went outside. At first I thought showing you Alien life could not be achieved but then all of a sudden there was a bright light and we looked around and we were on an Alien space ship! A little gray figure approached us and started to make a lot of clicking sounds. Having no idea what he was on about and being seriously dehydrated, we collapsed. The next thing we knew, we awoke to find ourselves strapped to these machines and could hear the alien voices in our heads. Feeling bad that I had taken such an idiotic task to such a crazy extreme I made a deal with the Aliens that they could keep me and experiment on me but they had to return you to Earth. They agreed and you woke up back in your home.

Butler, GET ME OF THIS SHIP, PLEASE ITS ANAL PROBE TUESDAY SOON!

Im on my way, I hthink ill arrive on wednesday...

Butler, I want to become a giant indestructible mech!

@Tretarn

Only you could've devised a plan so ingenious

ctrooper wrote:Butler, I want to become a giant indestructible mech!

Step into this cryogenic chamber and I'm sure we'll be able to come up with something in the next 100 to 400 years.

Butler, I'd like to take a stroll in the middle of the Earth and come back unharmed.

Commander Shepard: Butler I need you to lead my fire team against the Collectors

Butler: But sir I don't have a weapon or military training

Scott wrote:Butler, I'd like to take a stroll in the middle of the Earth and come back unharmed.

You can borrow my mech... In 100-400 years...

Butler I want you to cut my soda while its in liquid form..

ctrooper wrote:Butler I want you to cut my soda while its in liquid form..

Easy.

Definition of Cut wrote:separate with or as if with an instrument

You had one glass and now there are two!

Butler, I want to swim for 10 years without surfacing or dieing.

Butler, I would like to go to the planet Cybertron and meet the autobots

^^^ You had to answer Scott....

Scott wrote:Butler, I want to swim for 10 years without surfacing or dieing.

Alright, just let me get the worlds largest air tanks, because you will use all of them.

Butler, give me something that will make my 13 year old sister laugh when I say something I think is funny,

Darth Vader wrote:

Scott wrote:Butler, I want to swim for 10 years without surfacing or dieing.

Alright, just let me get the worlds largest air tanks, because you will use all of them.

Butler, give me something that will make my 13 year old sister laugh when I say something I think is funny,

Butler, but sir I can't because every toy out there is expensive


My turn

Butler, give me something that will let me go invisible.

Darth Vader wrote:Butler, give me something that will make my 13 year old sister laugh when I say something I think is funny,

Here's a nice little helmet that will analyze your brain waves that will emit laughing gas every time you're laughing.

Legion 2.5 wrote:Butler, give me something that will let me go invisible.

Pfft, already available: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKPVQal851U

Butler, I want to be able to fly, not glide, without any mechanized intervention.

Heres my Nazgul... Have him back by tomorrow.

Butler, I want a cave troll...
(sorry but im in a LOTR mood today)

ctrooper wrote:Butler, I want a cave troll...

Tadda'!

Butler, I want to travel to the 4th dimension now and I don't want to hear WE'RE WORKING ON IT!