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This subject is authorized by me to act as an introduction.

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:29 pm
by MandaloreTheNarwhal
Hey you guys. I'm responding to a want add that's requesting a new best friend for hire. I know each and every one of you needs a new best friend. Even if you didn't make a want add, your heart subconsciously put it in the classifieds.

No, really. I come here every so often and see what's going on with the son I never had. The son that turns out to be Battlefront 3. At some point I started commenting on the homepage posts. If anyone recognizes me, they are eligible for winning one of my Limited Edition High-fives©.

So. Here I am. After years of crying over having no BF3 in the real world, I felt ready to come and mourn on the internet, like a normal person.

Happy to be here.

Re: This subject is authorized by me to act as an introducti

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:52 pm
by Nitro
Welcome aboard. :) :u:

Re: This subject is authorized by me to act as an introducti

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:10 pm
by Slayer
Welcome to..... Normal?

Anyways, welcome! :D

Re: This subject is authorized by me to act as an introducti

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:17 pm
by spartan64
Welcome to the forums!

Re: This subject is authorized by me to act as an introducti

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:29 pm
by Scott
I was hoping this was another Russian love ad.

New users are good too though! Welcome to the forums :)-

Re: This subject is authorized by me to act as an introducti

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:36 am
by unit220
THANK GOD SOMEONE FOUND MY ADD! Surprisingly not many people read erotic apes monthly and that's where I had to put it! Welcome to forums I look forward to spooning with you.
-your new (AND ONLY :\/: ) BFF unit :)

Re: This subject is authorized by me to act as an introducti

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:55 pm
by MandaloreTheNarwhal
The welcoming committee should look to invest in edible flower arrangements as membership gifts. But not the kind that have guava. Gross.

I forgot to mention I love Starwars. There's that.

Thanks everyone for the warm group-hug-esque welcome. However, unit220 has claimed me as theirs. So unit. Can I call you unit? Guess my affinity for apes has a home here. It seems like we'll be seeing a lot of each other from now on. Professionally of course.

Re: This subject is authorized by me to act as an introducti

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:59 pm
by Scott
MandaloreTheNarwhal wrote:The welcoming committee should look to invest in edible flower arrangements as membership gifts. But not the kind that have guava. Gross.

I forgot to mention I love Starwars. There's that.

Thanks everyone for the warm group-hug-esque welcome. However, unit220 has claimed me as theirs. So unit. Can I call you unit? Guess my affinity for apes has a home here. It seems like we'll be seeing a lot of each other from now on. Professionally of course.
I feel like I'm in Eric Forman's basement.