The welcoming committee should look to invest in edible flower arrangements as membership gifts. But not the kind that have guava. Gross.

I forgot to mention I love Starwars. There's that.

Thanks everyone for the warm group-hug-esque welcome. However, unit220 has claimed me as theirs. So unit ...

Hey you guys. I'm responding to a want add that's requesting a new best friend for hire. I know each and every one of you needs a new best friend. Even if you didn't make a want add, your heart subconsciously put it in the classifieds.

No, really. I come here every so often and see what's going on ...